theonlyonlytessie:

Because this one is now dead to me, tragically. Please follow the new one so I’m not shouting into the void like I do in real life.

Final reblog. I’m going to log out of this account now. I’m very sad. Farewell, sweet tumblr! Farewell, most of my followers because only ten percent of you followed the new one! Farewell, lots of posts that I wrote after my first dates with my husband. Farewell, years of teaching reflections. New blog here I come.

theonlyonlytessie:

Because this one is now dead to me, tragically. Please follow the new one so I’m not shouting into the void like I do in real life.

Posting again for the morning crowd

Because this one is now dead to me, tragically. Please follow the new one so I’m not shouting into the void like I do in real life.

They basically said, “oh well, nothing we can do, you’re welcome to make a new account!”

I was prompted to reset my password, and when I tried to do it, I discovered that the eons-old Hotmail address I used to make the account has been deleted by Microsoft because I never use it. I’m still logged in on mobile…for now…but if it locks me out there’s no way for me to get back in and I’ll be lost forever.

An hour before Lucifer fell, God thought him beautiful.
— The Crucible, Arthur Miller (via theflowershop)

Make this potato chicken casserole. It is insanely delicious. Maybe not the healthiest dinner, but not processed, and you can leave out the bacon or cheese if you want to (or if you hate fun).

Finally. Today in #lamegoals, I finally managed to make a diamond-in-square granny that looks the way I imagined it should look. For eons, I have been trying to find a pattern that pulls off this look and kept missing the mark. It looks so simple!...

Finally. Today in #lamegoals, I finally managed to make a diamond-in-square granny that looks the way I imagined it should look. For eons, I have been trying to find a pattern that pulls off this look and kept missing the mark. It looks so simple! And this wasn’t actually complicated, but it just had to be done in a way I had never thought of before.

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Originally posted by cloacacarnage

Every year on Mother’s Day, my family goes for a hike together. All week long, the forecast called for rain today, but we gambled and planned the hike anyhow. The sun came out just as we were leaving the house. This year we went to a place none of us has ever been to, and it was so pretty! My mom saw a snake - her biggest fear - so that put a temporary damper on the day but then we found a pretty makeshift bench by a stream where we sat and took silly pictures in the sunshine and the day was saved.

lorenzoandthellamas:

gween-slayfani:

cloudfreed:

chubphlosion:

biscuitsarenice:

She Came Prepared
The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

this is great on every level and I am keeping the final head tilt as a reaction image

But no one may know the shape of the tale in which they move. And, perhaps, we do not truly know what sort of beast it is, either. Stories have a way of changing faces. They are unruly things, undisciplined, given to delinquency and throwing erasers. This is why we must close them up into thick, solid books, so they cannot get out and cause trouble.
— “The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland In A Ship Of Her Own Making” - Catherynne M. Valente (via dottyasyouplease)

I tried this shark hat on all three of my cats. Linus pulled it off instantly. Max ran away before I could fasten the velcro. But good old Jasper just sat there calmly with it, totally unfazed, until we took it off because we felt like jerks. We...

I tried this shark hat on all three of my cats. Linus pulled it off instantly. Max ran away before I could fasten the velcro. But good old Jasper just sat there calmly with it, totally unfazed, until we took it off because we felt like jerks. We always pick on her because she is really smelly, she poops on the floor, and she drools and she is so needy and yells at us if we don’t sit with her, but really, she’s the good one.

A little Saturday morning hike instead of going to the gym. Not as much of a workout as the gym, but much prettier and possibly magical.

A little Saturday morning hike instead of going to the gym. Not as much of a workout as the gym, but much prettier and possibly magical.